That damn podcast. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2:My name is Dan. I'm
Speaker 1:already. Damn. Already AM. Unless you're gonna be Amandi. It's my turn.
Speaker 1:I'm down with the
Speaker 2:a Mandy. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Alright. Let's try this again. That damn podcast. My name is Dan. I'm AV.
Speaker 1:I'm Mandy.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the show, everyone. We've had a excited week. We got back from Twin Peaks.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say, let's get right into it. We wanna know how it went. First of all, the most important question
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Is how was the pie?
Speaker 2:Oh, there you go. She
Speaker 1:was one asked. That was the topic. Right?
Speaker 2:She was the one asked.
Speaker 1:On IG, she put up two pies. And I was, like, gonna comment, but I didn't wanna, like, you know, be fat sis.
Speaker 2:Right. Fat
Speaker 1:sis. And so I was like, I wonder if Dan just, like, slit his pie over in front so she could take a picture of
Speaker 3:the case. No. We were I was with another person. Dan and I were sitting there. There were two people on the booth, but Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:They were both mine. I ordered both slices.
Speaker 2:We had every pie on the menu that week.
Speaker 1:Yeah?
Speaker 3:Yeah. Every day because and I screwed up the second day I got another cherry pie thinking, well, I didn't think I wanted to try every single pie until the day after that. Then I ran out
Speaker 1:of What made you what was like that moment in your life where you're like, you know what? Maybe I should try a different pie.
Speaker 3:I don't
Speaker 2:know. Was the sign. There was a sign up front that had peach and what was the other one? Yeah. The sea.
Speaker 2:I didn't know there was other pies.
Speaker 1:No. Okay.
Speaker 2:So was
Speaker 1:this were walking by and you were like blueberries?
Speaker 2:So she went back and got a pie a day from
Speaker 1:Gray and Out.
Speaker 3:Well, let's be specific. They were slices.
Speaker 1:Okay. Yeah. The whole not the whole pie.
Speaker 2:Those were, like, $28 for a whole loaf of pie or
Speaker 1:a I don't know if it's a loaf.
Speaker 2:I guess I am.
Speaker 1:I don't know what would it be. Does it be a pie?
Speaker 2:Platter a pie?
Speaker 1:Like a whole pie.
Speaker 2:The whole pie.
Speaker 3:I should have bottled whole one, though,
Speaker 1:for the plane ride alone.
Speaker 2:But I thought you were gonna be sitting there with it in your lap the whole time.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Would be worth it, though.
Speaker 3:It would have been worth it.
Speaker 1:Yeah. It would be worth it. Totally. You know, if if people can have kids on their laps, why can't you have a pie on your lap? That's a real question right there.
Speaker 2:That is a good question.
Speaker 1:So the pies, out of all the pies because you you named a couple. You said it was
Speaker 2:find your favorite.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Did. Cherry, that was blueberry. What other flavors of pie? Peach Okay.
Speaker 3:And apple.
Speaker 1:So there's four pies?
Speaker 3:Four pies.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Cherry is very good if you're talking year round, but the seasonal peach was the winner. Yeah. That was so good.
Speaker 1:But you have to go in season, obviously. Yes.
Speaker 2:I like the, lemon meringue pie. She didn't even order that nor did
Speaker 1:she She didn't even put it on the list.
Speaker 2:She didn't yeah.
Speaker 1:I love lemon meringue pie. Oh. I
Speaker 3:mean, if we're talking pie.
Speaker 2:Jeez. She's like, that that shit's a custard.
Speaker 1:You know what
Speaker 3:It's a custard.
Speaker 1:Man, she just drew a line in the pie sand, dude. That's great. I did. I could just see the comments going crazy now. Who does who does this a Mandy thinks she is to say that lemon meringue isn't real pie?
Speaker 2:I wanna see the pie chart on that
Speaker 3:one. Nora's chocolate pie.
Speaker 2:Wow. Look at that.
Speaker 1:There we go.
Speaker 2:I'm going back to the day. Remember Ninja Turtles, the
Speaker 1:ones that What about the Ninja Turtles? What about key lime?
Speaker 3:I don't remember that.
Speaker 1:What about key lime pie?
Speaker 3:Key lime. Same thing.
Speaker 2:No. Don't remember the Ninja Turtle ones that came in the little package that that was had, like, green on the inside? Oh, those were so good.
Speaker 1:Like the ooze was it?
Speaker 2:Yeah. They were green pies. I don't know what flavor they were.
Speaker 1:They're just like green It's like ooze.
Speaker 2:Oozy pie.
Speaker 3:Yeah. Y'all are old. I don't remember that.
Speaker 2:We're showing a picture right
Speaker 1:now, so I'll
Speaker 2:pull them up.
Speaker 1:Overall, the trip, on a scale of one to 10, what would you rate the trip to Twin Peaks is
Speaker 2:what we're
Speaker 1:talking about?
Speaker 2:Oh, that's a good question because I've been going on about this place and
Speaker 1:saying, I'm really gonna ask you because you're gonna say 500 out of 10.
Speaker 2:Well, here's the thing is that I have been going on for a long time. And she finally was like, I got a a plane ticket. Yeah. Like and I was like, my cabin has an extra room. The cab is already paid for.
Speaker 2:Rent the car is already paid for. Nice. You get your plane ticket out there.
Speaker 1:Oh, you get a car out there? Yeah.
Speaker 2:Because it's like forty five minutes to an hour
Speaker 1:outside the hour. Video of you and it was like it wasn't that big of a place. I figured
Speaker 2:really I I don't necessarily need it, I don't think.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:But probably. Yeah. From where
Speaker 3:I'm staying now. Small, but, like, everywhere you're going between is
Speaker 2:Like, fifteen, twenty minutes away. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So we know you would rate it 10 out of 10.
Speaker 2:Well, I've been going on about it. And I was like, I've been hyping it up like this major Right. Awesome place. So I didn't know what she yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah. You built up like this Disney World, Disneyland type of vibe from it. And so you got to go there. You got to live there. You guys were there for how many days?
Speaker 1:Four days? Four days? Four days. I'm like, alright. So tell us.
Speaker 3:It was
Speaker 1:What'd you think? Scale of one to 10, is it worth a trip to Twin Peaks?
Speaker 3:It is. Totally worth it. He he didn't the hype didn't let down.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:And I'm gonna say something a little crazy right now. But I was off my psych meds the whole time because I forgot to pack them.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness. And I That's
Speaker 3:dangerous. If that happened here in Albuquerque Yeah. Oh, I would lose my shit day one. I'd have a panic attack right away. But I was totally fine there the entire time.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:It's gorgeous out there. The nature, the mountain,
Speaker 1:the water. Obviously, the pie was great. And the pie. But let's talk about other than the pie, what was the highlight of Twin Peaks for you?
Speaker 3:Feet in the water, smoking a joint, wind in the trees. Nature. Really, really cool. Okay.
Speaker 2:Sweet. Me, the cute Twin Peaks girls that are there. Oh my god. They are gorgeous. Super fans.
Speaker 2:I'm like, hi.
Speaker 3:Hi. Hi.
Speaker 1:Oh, because you there's more than just you that
Speaker 2:She's goes like, oh my goodness. They are cute.
Speaker 1:There's more than you that just goes, like, to be tourists for that people come to Albuquerque and wanna go see all the breaking bad places.
Speaker 2:It was a Twin Peaks event that was going on. That's why there
Speaker 1:was a lot of Twin Peaks girls.
Speaker 2:Yeah. But Okay. They would be there no matter what, as you could tell. Like, Mandy was a little surprised. The words, this town is called North Bend.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:It's not even called Twin Peaks. Right. The words Twin Peaks are probably said a million times in that town Yeah. The entire time. Right.
Speaker 2:And you're sitting outside the diner, Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks. It's like
Speaker 3:all anyone's ever talking
Speaker 1:about there.
Speaker 2:Say Breaking Bad over and over again here in New Mexico. Right?
Speaker 3:But it is really cool that the owner of the diner there is, like, a super fan too. She's fan. Yeah. Twin Peaks tattoos
Speaker 1:and stuff. I mean, you have to be, especially if that's that's the money that's coming in. Right? Yeah. And outside money creates a better living environment for all of those people that live there.
Speaker 3:Yeah. They're happy about it.
Speaker 2:Well, the previous owner, like, was through season three, and then there was an owner before that during the first season. But the previous owner didn't really embrace it as much. It was like, oh, it was just shot here. Right. And then she was working there was, and like, starting to become a big fan.
Speaker 2:And then when he was, like, thinking about retiring Mhmm. She walked into his office and said, what if I bought the place? And he was like, let's entertain this idea. Yeah. So but from there on out, she has been feeding the Twin Peaks fan with Cool.
Speaker 2:A place to to kind of Mhmm. Show up to. And there's a lot of merch over there. And it's I think it's gonna be working out for her for
Speaker 1:her dad. Awesome. Alright. Well, there you go. In case you've ever wanted to go to North Bend aka Twin Peaks Yes.
Speaker 1:The rating over here is a 10 out of 10, especially if you like nature. Now when we were talking about the actual 10 out of 10 scale, the reason that I brought this up is there was a man who found his girlfriend's whole body count on her phone. So this is one reason why you don't go on the person that you're with phone.
Speaker 3:I don't do it. You don't It's do just dangerous.
Speaker 1:Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3:You know? Even if you're good and both of you are good
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:It's just that's your it's like being inside someone's brain. Right?
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:No one wants to go there. That's your that's your place.
Speaker 1:Okay. Your domain. Well, I want I sent you this picture because I want you to look at this, dude. This is hilarious. So the way that this went down is he was going through her phone and he ended up finding this list.
Speaker 1:And so the list comprises of names. For example, David. And David is rated an eight out of 10 with emojis next to it.
Speaker 3:Right? Yeah. The cool and the strong-arm.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. And then you got, you know, like, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm looking down at this five for Liam and it's just like, you know, a regular face. Murr. But look at this one up at the top, bro. Look at the top. Caleb.
Speaker 1:Damn. Caleb's got a colonel. What is that move that Caleb knows that I don't? Because I need to know, dude. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1:A 500 out of 10, you didn't even give that to Twin Peaks. No.
Speaker 3:You didn't.
Speaker 2:One day, I wish to be just like Caleb. Dude.
Speaker 3:Caleb. What?
Speaker 1:He messed it up for everybody
Speaker 2:after that.
Speaker 1:Like, I'm surprised she was giving out eights and nines after Caleb. You know what mean? Like, everything should have been fives and sixes.
Speaker 3:That she even has a list after that. Fuck it.
Speaker 1:For real. He
Speaker 3:ruined it for
Speaker 1:Maybe you never know. Maybe that's her boyfriend that found it. Hopefully, is Caleb. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Hopefully, his name is Caleb.
Speaker 3:Yeah. Hope it's not Liam.
Speaker 1:If not
Speaker 2:but secretly, it's actually five out of 10. She just needs to remove the zeros and a couple of the emojis after.
Speaker 1:Hey. Maybe it is. Yeah. Maybe it's not even a 50 guy.
Speaker 2:That's just a placeholder.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Hoping. I mean, jeez.
Speaker 1:So I don't know. How would you guys feel though if you did end up bumping into you're you're in this relationship with your significant other, you're all in, and you've been together for years. I mean, we don't know if this is like a current body count or if this is a past body count, but how do you feel about your significant other keeping track of their love life in their cell phone like that.
Speaker 3:You know what? I would applaud them for record keeping because Lord knows I never did that. Like, I'm like, dang.
Speaker 1:You're saying for their organizational skills?
Speaker 3:Yeah. Like, you remember you got all the names and the history. That'd be cool to have. I wish I I wish I did that. We want I want the whole history.
Speaker 3:I wanna remember,
Speaker 1:you know, every Drunken night, never got her name. Chick was, like, a three. You know?
Speaker 3:I wanna know.
Speaker 1:You just have the bar name next to it. I don't even look into my mom's I don't even pick up my mom's purse. You know
Speaker 2:what I the same concept.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean? I don't wanna look at someone's phone. I don't wanna look at your phone. I know what what you have said you do when Christian's not at home. Don't I even wanna touch your phone.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:It is.
Speaker 3:Sticky. Gross.
Speaker 2:It's got some d a n a or DNA or d
Speaker 1:a n. Of Hooters.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So Neal Keefer is saying that he feels like it should be more family friendly and with chicks walking around with their ass hanging out, it's not family friendly enough. And that's the direction he wants to go with with Hooters. That's weird.
Speaker 3:That's not
Speaker 2:do you make families?
Speaker 3:There it
Speaker 1:Pulling those little short sticks.
Speaker 2:Exactly. That's how you make the family. That's very family friendly. Remember, I always say, you wouldn't be here if your if your conservative grandmother didn't get laid.
Speaker 1:You know what else they're taking away, which is like a highlight of Hooters, is the hula hooping. Aw. And they're also he's also saying that the, waitresses shouldn't be sitting at the table and having conversation with the patrons. Yeah. Because, they're trying to sell wings and not dreams.
Speaker 1:Damn. Dang.
Speaker 3:I'm not a fan. I'm not on board. I don't like
Speaker 1:it.
Speaker 2:Well, there is a place called Twin Peaks.
Speaker 1:Hey. They're not gonna change their recipe for you.
Speaker 3:No. And we also have Ojos Locos.
Speaker 2:Ojos Locos. Yeah. That's that too.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So thank goodness for alternate options.
Speaker 1:Anyways, the last time I went to Hooters, I spent way too much money on me and my wife. It was like $70. Mhmm. And so that's why I don't wanna go back to Hooters anymore. It's it's too much money.
Speaker 1:Mhmm. And so, you know, this isn't big thing for me, but I did take my family there, like my boys and my nephews, you know, we would go and we would have wings over there. And, I never was like, hey, could you put on some clothes?
Speaker 3:Right. Because you know what this establishment is about. You know what to expect. I don't know if this was just an Oklahoma thing but when I lived there, and this is the sad part for me about them saying that they don't want the waitresses to sit there with you anymore because I don't I I remember being in Tulsa. I lived there decades ago.
Speaker 3:But anytime I went in there, there were there was always an old man or two, like seven in their seventies.
Speaker 1:Right? Right.
Speaker 3:And they'd get a waitress to sit with them, put gloves on.
Speaker 1:Wait. What?
Speaker 3:Yeah. Put gloves on.
Speaker 1:On them or the waitresses?
Speaker 3:The waitresses would put gloves on Okay. And they would demeat their they would debone the wings for them.
Speaker 1:Where is what what restaurant? This is in Hooters. So you can have a waitress debone your wing?
Speaker 3:I'm telling you, I saw it there all the time and these old men would just pay them extra and so they'd sit there and get all the meat off of the bones and talk to them while they were doing it, flirt, and get their extra tits.
Speaker 2:I'm down with getting deboned.
Speaker 3:Yeah. It
Speaker 2:was so cool. Excited about the, like, table side guac sometimes. Yeah. I know.
Speaker 1:This is a whole another level.
Speaker 3:If you work for Hooters, let us know.
Speaker 1:Do you still have to debone the meat for
Speaker 3:a Can whole I pay you to do that? Because I don't know if it was just something Where was that Hooters? Specific Hooters. It was in Tulsa, Guam.
Speaker 1:Could you imagine that? Tulsa's like, you know, I don't care what other Hooters are doing. You chicks are deboning these chickens for these old men. Can you separate my meats? It was deep And I wonder if the guys were making eye contact with the girl while they were deboning their meat.
Speaker 2:Oh, they were. Don't know. That's a that's a pretty intimate act. Mhmm. Mhmm.
Speaker 2:I would have a hard time making eye contact as they're deboning my meats.
Speaker 1:It takes it to a whole another level when you say bone in or bone out. I'm on
Speaker 2:the spectrum enough to to, like, have a hard time making eye contact to begin with. Just imagine them and, like, deboning their meat.
Speaker 1:I mean, if paying extra for it, you might as well make that eye contact. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Like, you're paying for
Speaker 1:it. You know?
Speaker 2:How much is extra on
Speaker 1:that? You just see this old man and he's oh, how am I I brought my wrong glasses. I'm sorry. I'm not Hollywood. You just see this old man and he's like blinking?
Speaker 1:He's just taking those oh my gosh. He's just filling up that spank bank as as they're doing that.
Speaker 2:Can you butter the corn? Can you debone the meat? What point do
Speaker 1:you stop? You know what I mean? Because if you give these perverts an inch,
Speaker 2:they're taking
Speaker 1:all five of them. You know what I mean? They're going for all of it.
Speaker 2:Can you debread my corn dog?
Speaker 1:Can you shake the ketchup and mustard before I put it on my meat?
Speaker 2:There you go. And I thought it's going in, like, hot dog on a stick was sexual while they're making the lemonade thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah. That's definitely a person that made that place, dude.
Speaker 2:Put them in their little outfits, and they're making lemonade. I was like, holy crap.
Speaker 1:Messed me up is the first time I walked by and there was a dude doing the same thing.
Speaker 3:And I was like Oh, no. Traumatizing.
Speaker 1:I could just picture Dan in that outfit. Right? Like, I could see Dan doing that for high school. This Yeah.
Speaker 2:Smashing the lemonade.
Speaker 1:In Bryce's first year. Did you work there?
Speaker 2:I have a uniform. Locate online, but I found one because I found it very funny. Yes. I do have the hot dog got sick. Beautiful.
Speaker 2:Yes. Do. Oh my gosh. I'm still looking at these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies.
Speaker 1:You're obsessed.
Speaker 2:I love these pies. Did you you never had these pies?
Speaker 1:No. Those I would dude, that looks like moldy.
Speaker 3:That's nasty looking.
Speaker 2:They are
Speaker 1:vanilla pies. Nuts.
Speaker 2:It's green in middle.
Speaker 1:Yeah. You've never gone to the gas station and got one of those, like what were those? They're like the generic pies that had the the chocolate in the middle.
Speaker 2:Know mean? That's I think it's the same company.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Probably. Hostess.
Speaker 2:Got it. Turtle pies. They need to bring them back. Bring them back, Hostess.
Speaker 1:Bring them back. The movie relaunch was successful. So much so that they're gonna do a second relaunch next year
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 1:Of, Return of the Ooze or whatever it was called.
Speaker 2:Ninja Turtle releasing the sequel. Yeah.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I mean, why not? Why not bring that? You know what else you should bring back too while you're doing that? That clear Pepsi or what was it called? Crystal Pepsi?
Speaker 2:They did that like a few years ago and I
Speaker 1:got it. Was so disgusting.
Speaker 2:It's not disgusting. It's just Pepsi without the It was nasty. With the coloring in it.
Speaker 1:But it was just you had to be there. You know I mean? 13 year old me was like, yeah. This is cool.
Speaker 3:Green ketchup?
Speaker 1:I do remember that.
Speaker 3:That shit was cool. Purple ketchup?
Speaker 1:I don't remember that one.
Speaker 2:I remember the Crystal Pepsi promotion that they had where you could get yourself free Pepsis Uh-huh. If you got it underneath the bottle cap. But the beautiful thing was that the Pepsi was clear. So all you had to do is go to the
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah. And just look.
Speaker 2:Flip it over, look at the bottom, and if it says something other than the blur that you're used to, you got yourself a winning, Pepsi. Yeah. So you buy all those
Speaker 1:And then you're good to go.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Me and my buddy Phil used to do that.
Speaker 1:And nobody thought about that one. No. You know, if they brought something back, this is one thing that I miss, and I don't know if they still do it. But remember the monopoly pullers from McDonald's? Remember you used to go and you would get the monopoly and you would pull it and it'd give you like a free fry or like You
Speaker 2:know why they stopped that. Right? No. The guy that was in charge of the gaming on that Yeah. Was stealing the winning pieces and selling them to his friends and family.
Speaker 3:Yeah. There's a whole documentary on It's
Speaker 2:a great documentary. That's awesome. And so he would give it to friends and family, and everybody in the small community want a million dollars. Like, how did he do it? Yeah.
Speaker 1:So All his family's living large in, like, you know, upgraded trailers and shit. Exactly. They're all chromed out trailers.
Speaker 2:That's exactly what happened. And then it kinda started falling apart because he started asking them for money. And they're like, well, we don't have the money. And I was like, well, I'm gonna take away the the prize money from you. But he couldn't because they've already gone on screen and said, yeah, I was the million dollar winner.
Speaker 2:Right. So everybody had their little story. Yeah. Just go into this McDonald's.
Speaker 1:And talk to this guy.
Speaker 2:No. No. It was different. They would give them the coupons beforehand. They would go into the McDonald's, buy the food that they were supposed to buy, sit down Take
Speaker 1:out the whack one.
Speaker 2:Rip it open and be like, oh, no. Look at this. I got it. Everyone would hound them at that McDonald's, and then they would get their prize.
Speaker 1:Man, it just takes one bad apple. No.
Speaker 2:This guy that's the whole documentary is about him giving it to all of his friends and family, and he's the guy behind the contest, like the the security. No. He was the security for the contest.
Speaker 1:The one that made oh.
Speaker 2:He was the guy that was making sure nobody was cheating. Yeah. Which makes it even funnier. The guy that was cheating was the guy
Speaker 3:that That sucks, though. That was a fun game. I like that.
Speaker 2:They brought it back. It's in limited do remember seeing it,
Speaker 1:but, like, but not, like, what capacity. Not the million dollar
Speaker 2:looking for that boardwalk.
Speaker 1:Right. Yeah. Serial butt sniffers. About this for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2:On about it. Get finally explain who is the serial butt sniffer.
Speaker 1:Alright. So there is a guy in California. Right? And he was actually at, like, a Target or something and this girl was she was shopping and his name is Kelsey Crowder. He's 38 years old.
Speaker 1:He's a registered sex offender and this girl was shopping and she felt like there was someone right behind her. So she kind of like, you know, look over his shoulder while she's shopping. There's a guy there. And this guy is, like, crouched down on the bottom shelf. Like, no one spends that much time on the bottom shelf.
Speaker 1:We don't even know what's on the bottom shelf of any store ever in history. Right? But this guy is committed to that bottom shelf.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And she's like, this is just weird. You know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like he's getting close to me. Because obviously, you can hear people's clothes moving around or whatever. So she gets her phone and she puts it up on a shelf and she starts recording.
Speaker 1:And the dude is leaning in and sniffing her butt. No. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 2:Gross, man.
Speaker 1:So finally, you know, somehow they get it all figured out. They get the authorities there. He gets arrested. Right? In jail.
Speaker 1:Post bail, $100,000. Wow.
Speaker 3:That's a large bail.
Speaker 1:Right. Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's a big one.
Speaker 1:Guess what he does as soon as he gets out?
Speaker 3:No, he did not.
Speaker 1:Yes, he did. No. He went right back to sniffing more butts.
Speaker 3:What a dirty man.
Speaker 1:Ow. So now, not only is he the butt sniffer of California, he is the serial butt sniffer of California.
Speaker 2:And he looks like Shrek.
Speaker 3:His ears.
Speaker 1:No. What a donkey. Oh god. I got a crap on deck that could choke a dookie. That's a
Speaker 3:good one.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm just saying, like, super creepy. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Yeah. Like nothing good about this guy. Lock him up. Put him away. Who cares?
Speaker 1:You know how many massage parlors there are around Albuquerque or how many chicks are willing to peel your chicken? That probably would let you sniff their butt for, like, a $100.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 3:But he likes the thrill of the
Speaker 1:The hunt. Chase?
Speaker 2:Great. He's
Speaker 1:like, what we have here is the great American outbacking. Yeah. Fat back of Albuquerque. I'm gonna go ahead and get those little clothes. Could you imagine that guy on a what was that one show that naked fear of naked what is it?
Speaker 1:Where they're out in the middle of
Speaker 2:the wilderness?
Speaker 3:Naked and afraid.
Speaker 1:Naked and afraid. Mhmm. Dude, that guy would just be just sniffing the whole
Speaker 3:new partner.
Speaker 1:You'd be asleep. He'd be the chair. What the hell is that noise? Do you hear that? No, man.
Speaker 1:I don't hear nothing, man. Go to sleep. You're fine.
Speaker 2:Sniffing. That's gross.
Speaker 3:You know, when you talked about sweet treats being segue, I thought that that's the story you were gonna get into.
Speaker 2:I was like, what? What do you
Speaker 1:mean sweet treats and butt sniffing? What do we not know about what butts smell like? Like, why would you say that? Speaking of things we enjoy. What?
Speaker 1:She said sweet treats. I thought you were talking about butt sniffing. There we go. Oh, hold on. Let me I forget which one it is.
Speaker 1:There
Speaker 2:it is. You need to change the music.
Speaker 1:You know, I did I know. We do. I did. We put everything up last week, so it's everywhere. Unfortunately, we are everywhere and available for anybody to listen to us.
Speaker 1:And I feel sorry for a lot of people because they're gonna waste a lot of time, but I do like description that your buddy GBT put up. What did he say? He said GBT no, there's not a P. L. G.
Speaker 1:U. T. P. Jack. Jack.
Speaker 1:Whatever. Anyways, he said, where what did he say? Where dumb ideas become great conversations. That's what we do. We have
Speaker 2:dumb ideas.
Speaker 3:I love it.
Speaker 2:And we converse about it. Until next week. That was
Speaker 1:That damn podcast.